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Posted: August 15, 2017 in Uncategorized
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Who’s got the space nuts out here?

Recently polished Hollywood actors and actresses are a mishmash of strung out, underpaid genderless nobodys, including the two leads of the French adaption of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Transgenders. We don’t know who these two pasty face characters are, nor do we care to find out. You just can’t tell either of them apart, both are as pale and gangly as AIDS patients and equally talentless. One is a bi-sexual and the other a peter-puffer. Wow.

Critics give the indie Sci-Fi flick 2 and 1/2 stars, out of sympathy for the horrible acting. The special effects are very good by today’s standards, even beating out the lametard Galaxy of the Guardians. Plus they both have green shapeshifting space bitches for the jerri-curl row. However the two fruitcakes starring in this fantasy are miserable little fairies barely able to carry themselves.

Eeeerp.

 

Critics pan Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk (2007) as being “too male” and “too white.” Dunkirk simply doesn’t fit the token Blaxploitation narrative constantly shoved down our throats (see Samuel L. Jackson). Hollywood mudsharks are hellbent on peddling cheap ghetto-babble and gutter-speak as intellectual entertainment. They are triggered by movies that are historically accurate. We know what they want to you to see.

Star Wars fans, here it is. You waited 10 years for it.

There’s a reason Saturday Night Live is unwatchable.

WTF?

Did this really happen?

iron age

Keepin’ shit historically accurate fo’ reels, like all the Africans who signed the Magna Carta. 

Muthafuka shit that is some brilliant acting.

Yo logic be flawless and shit.

Now dat be some science fiction, goddamn.

Liberal Hollywood movie critics like Marie Claire’s Mehera Bonner blast Nolan’s Dunkirk for not making up shit about the Somalia pirates who rescued the beleaguered Allied Forces with the help of the Chinese Navy, or some other stupid shit.

The little bitches complain that there aren’t any black people or women depicted in the WWII movie, even though none were present during the Belguim excavation. And they don’t give a shit about women, they just throw gender into their take down of Western Civilization.

Tons of thousands of more troops have poured into England during the night, after heroically fighting their way out of Northern France and Belgium. French troops with the dog they rescued, seen during a halt at a wayside station on June 24, 1940. A large number of dogs have been brought over by the gallant Allied soldiers. (AP Photo)

Suprisingly Marie Claire and the other slew of Islamophile publications didn’t slam Dunkirk for not having enough dogs portrayed in the movie either.

Then again Marie Claire is a feminist’s guide to burka wearing and publishes makeup tips for Muslim women who get beat by their husbands.

Reality in predominantly Islamic countries.

 

China’s censors place Winnie the Pooh in the crosshairs for resembling their own fatbellied dictator Xi Jinping. (Source: The Verge)

Of course the Internet traitors running Google, Facebook, Yahoo!, and Twitter rush to comply with the oppressive regime by blocking all images of the Disney classic on the mainland, as not to offend their communist masters. In fact Apple’s pudsucking CEO bends over backwards and grabs his ankles to block Chinese and Russian users from accessing VPN’s they could use to circumvent government censors. (Source CNN) Tim Cook is a buttfucking traitor and a piece of living shit, along with Zuckerberg and the other slew of Clinton swallowers. China’s murderous regime has donated millions to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat Party over the years. And of course, they finance the majority of Hollywood movie and TV studios.

Hey look, I’m a lovable communist and mass murderer.

News Flash: there is no foodstamp program in China. They actually get up in the morning and go to work, sometimes by force. Not to mention the blockbusters that were voluntarily edited for Chinese audiences, this is a short list of Hollywood movies banned for life in China for no logical reason:

    • the original Star Wars
    • Back to the Future
    • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    • the original Ben-Hur starring Charlton Heston
    • Avatar
    • 2016 remake of Ghostbusters
    • The Da Vinci Code

(Source: Mental Floss)

The last time marijuana based comedy was actually funny was way back in the late 1970’s.

Lazy, talentless comedians always start their set with ” I SMOKE A LOT OF WEED…” ha, ha, ha, clap, clap, clap. Labeling themselves as Potheads is a badge of honor they believe is a shield that stops criticism; it means they are bonafide brain damaged liberals without an act. If you are a fellow pothead, then you may appreciate the total lack of humor.

We throw unfunny Canadian turd and anti-Trump nobody Samantha Bee into this category. This smug shit has found a home on the Jane Fonda Network where she is free to bash the current president without reprisal. She comes from a long line of Daily Show alumni that have to suck donkey dick to stay employed.

Samantha Bee: best candidate for FGM.

ISIS please take her.

Ever wonder why everything on Comedy Central sucks balls? Viacom owns Comedy Central, and liberal Democrat billionaire Sumner Redstone owns all of it. With the help of MTV and CBS, this Antichrist has made violent gangster rap and stoner comedy mainstream.

The promotion of Weed through Comedy is a crutch for untalented nobodys who pretend to be cutting edge by being “political.” George Carlin was the last true pro-Pot thinking-man’s comedian. What we have today is as entertaining as watching turds swim around a Taco Bell toilet.

Hollywood calls them “Cannabis Comedians.” Not a single funny joke or quip has ever been uttered from the following incoherent babblers:

Doug Benson

Pete “I smoke a lot of weed” Davidson

Pete Davidson is the product of a botched abortion.

Mitch Hedberg

Katt Williams, little midget blunt

T.J. Miller never said anything remotely funny

Reggie Watts

Danny McBride

Seth Rogen

Hollywood, TV, and MSM moguls expect loyalty from their liberal minions, even if that means committing career suicide on the Internet. The Chinese government expects these parasites to spout anti-American, anti-Trump propaganda every moment they are away from the movie sets, and in between their child porn and heroin breaks. The latest and greatest example is Kathy Griffin’s ISIS beheading video of the US President. Think of this as an audition video for Harvey Weinstein and Ted Turner. Griffin’s attempt at bolstering her traitorous Hollywood credentials harkens back to the days of “Hanoi” Jane. However, Jane Fonda was good looking enough to stay employed after helping the North Vietnamese shell American positions. Guantanamo prisoners cut their eyes out after watching a vomit inducing Kathy Griffin stand up routine.

There goes Kathy’s career.

Kathy Griffin D-list :“D for dumb bottom feeder.”  Sucking up free cocktails and face-time on prime TV, circa 2010 Celebrity Apprentice.

Somewhere in the Los Angeles cesspool, Griffin learned she could earn a bit part in an upcoming TV special if she proved her loyalty to her communist employers.

Kathy Griffin’s latest publicity stunt is yet another example of what desperate Hollywood trash will do to get the attention of TV producers. In her pea brain, she thought she could boost her likability within Hollywood circles by staging a beheading of the president. Instead she got a visit from the Secret Service and faces the backlash of normal Americans sick of looking at her harsh face.

Did you get the job cunt?

As a result of the ISIS sympathy video, Griffin will no longer flash her disgusting crust on CNN’s  New Year’s Free Abortion extravaganza with Anderson Cooper. Perhaps piece of shit Reza Aslan can fill in by ringing in the 5th Century for his piece of shit religion and his piece of shit bosses at CNN.

Sorry Reza, you can’t cut anybody’s head off this year.

“Stop bullying me.”

 

Fake education, courtesy the Democrat Party.

Bill Nye is an uneducated Marxist from liberal bastion Cornell University. His religion is a marketed combo of pure ignorance and communist globalism. His Bible is the hoax known as “climate change.” Bill Nye preaches population control, carbon taxes, and prosecuting global warming skeptics. The fact is there is no scientific evidence to back his wild weather claims. You’re just supposed to accept the horse manure he and his government masters’ spread. And horse manure creates methane that contributes to global warming…

The government can’t control the weather.

In fact, Bill Nye wants the government to tax drinking water and the very air we breath. He justifies it by pretending to be smarter than those who disagree with him, while wearing a little lab coat, bow tie, and backing up his psuedo-science with smirks and cheesy special effects.

After fading into obscurity in the late 1990’s, Nye was recruited by the environmental chapter of the Democrat party to spread communist propaganda. Nye is just another fake media shill shoved down our throats by the liberal corporate media elite. Fortunately, he is too stupid to convince anyone other than those dumber than himself.

Taxes can’t control the weather. Neither can Hollywood.

Another Communist TV icon for the 1990’s: Free government money! It’s Free! It’s Free! It’s Free! – just don’t get shot before you can spend it.

Netflix is trying to save the floundering “Bill Nye the Butt Plug Guy’s” latest mechination of false narratives. Nye now claims heavy rains and flooding are caused by man-made global warming. He preaches the one-child-per-family doctrine for Western Civilization, while ignoring the overpopulation of Mexico, India, China, and other 3rd World cesspools.

Bill Nye is going to save the world by taking away your car and your air conditioner. And drowning your second child.

Obama says the oceans be warming up.

Bill Nye blames the seasons of the year and normal weather events on technologically advanced civilizations, i.e. capitalism, while ignoring the Earth’s rotation around the Sun. Al Gore and he share the propaganda technique of equating climate change with government taxation. They are dyed-in-the-wool Maoists who follow the Chi-Com doctrine of government control over every aspect of your life. They want to convince you to give up your rights to the State. Plus they’re royal arrogant assholes who’ve brainwashed themselves into believing their own fucking lies. They aren’t just con-artists; they are practicing Marxists who worship at the alter of Chairman MaoTse-dung. Hollywood and the liberal lame stream media promote their inversion of reality.

Every word that comes out of Al Gore’s mouth is a lie directly from the Little Red Book of Mao.

Cocksuckers like Al Gore and Mikhail Gorbachev co-op the “environmental bowel movement” to promote a global Marxist agenda of State control. The Chinese and North Koreans brainwash their citizens that the Great Central Government can actually control the weather; Hollywood laps it up with man-made disaster movies blaming capitalism.

Want to save the planet? Start by not voting for a Democrat.

Politicians promote fake science and fake education with their media mouthpieces, such as Afro-physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and mental midget John Legend, both the recipient of worthless college degrees, given to them by the government. Their jobs are to act more intelligent than climate control critics by pretending to actually have an education. Which they do not. It’s all fake. Bill Nye couldn’t pour piss out of a boot; Tyson couldn’t crank a lawnmower, and like Obama neither have ever seen a day’s worth of actual work.

As long as you sound like a communist, morons will pay you just for showing up and you never have to show them your college transcripts. BOOYAH!

I be smart. I can read what Obama wrote me.

Rhymes with diaper change.

Hollywood icon 17-year old (portrayed in the media as a 12-year old) Trayvon Martin received a similar fake degree posthumously immediately after book deals and movie plots were leaked from the Weinstein Co. and Jay Z. Al Gore’s sequel “An Incontinent Truth: Chapter 2” is also in the works.

Question: Would the little criminal be eligible for a PhD from Old F.U. if he were shot 3 times? – Source: CNN

Coming Soon! The Real Story of Trayvon, shot in 3D Imax and Thug 911 Vision ©

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jay-z-weinstein-team-trayvon-martin-film-doc-series-988452

 

Which one will get the Oscar?

“Life is like a box of chocolates, and Aah can’t feel my balls…”