…meanwhile back at the DC man cave (someone needs their balls tickled tonight)

Nobody is f*cking Seth Rogen

And nobody is watching this f*cking  shiite.

Platonic, rhymes with vomit.

Hervé Villechaize, who is dead and off Fantasy Island, gets laid more than Seth Rogen.

Even this guy who looks like the ass end of a tapeworm segment and kills people for the government, gets laid more than Seth Rogen.

Traitors can’t wait for cheap sh*tty computers

Marvel’s Multi-verse chokes a b*tch

If Pete Buttigieg were President…

Hollywood loves a good queer movie, especially a gay communist who spends more time pretending to be a married wife going through birth pangs than riding the country’s public infrastructure into the cloacal abyss. While America’s ports are congested due to the deliberate act of sabotage of a worthless communist, MSM and Hollyweird celebrate this delusion.

Imagine sending political donations to the fairy princess who promises to shut the entire nation down on 18-month maternal leave as soon as he and his boyfriend swish into orifice. That’s worth at least $2 grand in Democrat contributions to stay on Hollywood’s D-List. Why not castrate yourself and your male offspring while you’re at it? Mmmmmmmk?

 

Chelsea Handler bottles her brand of East Palestine drinking water

 

 

Chelsea celebrates her rotten uterus

The SNL Killer charged for killing

Washed-up Hollywood diva Alec Baldwin has formally been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the fatal Oct. 2021 shooting on the set of the revisionist crapfest Rust. Though Baldwin’s father was an avid gun collector and safety enthusiast, those quality genes were not passed onto his 2nd Amendment hating progeny. The CCP doesn’t wanted Americans armed, and Alec Baldwin is paid by them to agree.

Announced by the Santa Fe District Attorney on Thursday Jan. 19, 2023, Baldwin and the movie’s armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, will both face up to 5 years prison for gunning down Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Baldwin fired a movie set revolver with live rounds at the cameraman without checking for bullets, striking and killing Hutchins.

Baldwin and Gutierrez-Reed are charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter in Hutchins’ death. Baldwin blames climate change, the moon in his eyes, Donald Trump, and prejudice against the non-binary for firing a loaded prop pistol into the guts of innocent woman. He just wishes he had had more bullets and more time to shoot the caterers.

“I asked for Turkey on Rye, NOT F****G HAM!!!”

Frank Luntz’s boyfriend can’t get to 218

 

 

Zelensky gets presidential treatment

Nurse Jill and China Joe send off their second favorite little dictator with a reminder…

Do you wanna touch? Do you wanna touch? 

Do you wanna touch me there? 

 

YEAH!