Hollywood botulism: turning mouths into buttholes

When guys with butthole lips attack! 

This Means War! 

Pucker up, they’re coming to the bargain bin at a Walmart near you.

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• Botox, or botulin toxin: a cosmetic drug made from botulinum used to remove wrinkles by temporarily paralyzing the facial muscles. 

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OMG WTF did you do to your face?

Botulinum rejuvenation as it is called is basically shooting bacteria shit, a deadly toxin found in food poisoning, into the face for cosmetic purposes. It is enough to gag a maggot. We can’t explain the sick mentality that agrees to this type of procedure, so we want to know why are men doing it. Why do male Hollywood actors such as Chris Pine and Tom Hardy surgically form their lips to the point they look like Madeleine Stowe‘s  perfectly shaped post-op anus?

It looks like somebody just wailed on this broad throughout the movie. Waaaaaah.

Don’t they know pouty lips belong only on a hot chick? Not on some dude. See male plastic surgeries gone awry for examples.

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“Well at least I don’t look as bad as that Chinese Kenny Rogers.”

 

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“Hah, you are all girlie man.”

When is this gay trend of plastic lip filler for men going to end? Ever since Alec Baldwin started pursing his lips in the late 80’s the collagen business for both men and women has skyrocketed. No real man would ever stick that shit into his face or reshape his mouth. These guys are pumping more dead baby stem cells into their bodies than Michael J. Fox and the witch from Hansel and Gretel combined. Yeah that’s right! They need a constant supply of dead fetuses and umbilical cords like some kind of Satanic brew to keep them looking young.

Only a man madly in love with himself would follow girlie Hollywood trends and twist his mouth up as if constantly blowing himself (kisses). They are so weak minded that they let gay Hollywood producers like Joel Schumacher talk them into the ass sucking procedure. It is as if they require a hermetically sealed suction between duodenum and gums.

Even Ellen and Margret Thatcher would love to pierce this Brosnan’s pretty mouth.

We ain’t talking about a Kenny Rogers or Bruce Jenner botched plastic surgery. We’re talking about grown ass men getting lip implants to form their mouths into fart boxes.

“This ain’t no bank robbery…what is wrong with your damn face???”

Don’t think we can muster enough quarters to spend on another movie that employs a guy weak-minded enough to undergo that kind of lip surgery to pucker up and impress Hollywood producers with penis envy.

It sucks being Batman. Literally. Watch me do it.

No real man would ever have surgery to change the shape of his mouth into a peter puffer. No real man would contort his mouth into an inflamed rectum. Chicks like Angelina Jolie  should be the only one with fat D.S.L.’s  We’re not talking about a chin implant, a tummy tuck or removing some wrinkles; this is a psychotically transformation of the normal male look into Hollywood’s perverse wet dream. And it starts younger and younger now for Hollywood’s offspring.

If you were born ugly, then no amount of surgery or lip augmentation is going to help you look better. It may get you cast in the next Pirates of the Caribbean, though.

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Plastic surgeon to the stars Dr. Frank Ryan did his best Nip/Tuck on quite a few Hollywood rejects before going over a cliff on the Pacific Coast Highway back in 2010 (TMZ). This guy’s hack jobs helped ruin more careers than Pamela Anderson. Guess we’ll drive off that bridge when we get to it.

Celebrities go under the knife for publicity stunts and to turn back the cruel hand of time. The results are often quite disgusting and a little pathetic.

A face transplant couldn’t make the Bat Lizard any more appealing. Not everyone was born to be a Star Child, but Shannon Tweed was definitely born to be a porn star.

Paul Stanley of Kiss sho’ has a purdee mouth. Whoaa ohhh ohhh huh.

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Mickey Roarke looking like Wayne Newton‘s little brother.

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The once beautiful Nikki Cox turned Side Show Sally.

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“eeeeeh heeee…”

And the nightmare continues as these overpaid Hollywood hacks try to shape our minds into accepting their obtuse view of gender bending.

Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon’s license.

So the vats of baby fat continue to pour into Southern California in the constant malevolent effort to reshape mankind into some image of the Human Rectum. And the Hollywood idiots go along with it and butcher themselves up for life.

“Welcome to Hollywood, we are casting for the next season of Glee…

… you are my new Number Two.”

“Can somebody change the channel?…

…I can’t see through the chicken grease I injected into my face.”

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