We finally have the proof : God hates Alec Baldwin. A mysterious force passed through the set of the latest Baldwin movie, slipping through security, entering the armory, and miraculously changed blank ammunition into live rounds. The unseen apparition loaded and cocked a prop Colt 45, pulled its own hammer back, took aim, and fired without Human Will into the bodies of the film crew.
When a Democrat shoots and kills an innocent, the bullets load themselves, the gun points itself at the victim, and the gun self-fires repeatedly.
Only a Deity could frame an innocent liberal of manslaughter. After Donald Trump weighed in on the shooting and conservative commentary began publishing the facts, Fake News Media rushed to create an alternate universe with headlines “the trigger wasn’t pulled… Alec Baldwin didn’t pull the trigger of the gun he was firing at his director and cinematographer…” Some other entity, perhaps the astral projection of one Donald J. Trump, killed Helyna Hutchins that fateful day.
On national TV Baldwin sobs “God why, oh why did Donald Trump murder that woman in front of me?…”
Back on Planet #MeToo, woman abuser and murderer for life Alec Baldwin is guilty of killing his cinematographer and will be sued out of existence, this according to morally superior liberal lawyer Gloria Allred. Baldwin is accused of playing Russian Roulette on the movie set and assaulting several crew members. Lighting director Serge Svetnoy and script writers are all suing Baldwin and his producers because a revolver was never called for in the scene he killed Hutchins. Baldwin was playing with loaded pistols while he was drinking between takes, trying to curb his TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) symptoms.
For his next appearance on Saturday Night Live, Baldwin will kill the entire cast and audience for ratings.
Whilst the fallen diva wept during a primetime interview, ABC News’ Stephie Boy Snuffleupagus coaxes the truth out that Trump is to blame for the homicide and responsible for all murders committed in the last 100 years. In fact, Alec Baldwin claims he NEVER TOUCHED THE GUN, that apparently Trump came to the set during rehearsal, stood behind Baldwin, and fired repeatedly into the director’s chair. Advertisers are overjoyed as ABC’s midget assassin walks Baldwin through the segment, nodding the entire time. This is the latest inversion of reality in a long line of communist fables to be aired during sweeps week.
Jussie Smollett calls into Good Morning America.
Hollywood Walk of Shame 