The next Hollywood superstar or just another empty virtue signaling piece of garbage?
Jim Gaffigan is fat and loves food. He also has bills to pay now that the stand up blue-collar comedy circuit on HBO has dried up during the China Virus. To make ends meet, Big Boy lands serious but forgettable supporting actor roles in cheap independent films. When the frequent FOX NEWS guest isn’t shilling a new book by pretending to be conservative, Jimmy Boy is doing what all out of work actors do in between gigs: blaming Donald Trump for the world’s problems (and sucking up to Chinese funded movie studios).
“Donald Trump wants democracy around the world, that makes him dictator.”
Jim Gaffigan is living proof that the only way to get a Hollywood job without actually auditioning is to post anti-Trump propaganda for producers to gloss over. It is a calculated risk to repudiate his supposed family-friendly comic routine for more edgy movie roles, but one the lard ass is willing to distance himself from to maintain his 3rd-tier celebrity lifestyle.
“I’m fat, privileged and I’m white, but check out my resume’- see I hate Trump- I’m in.”
The “Clean Comic” goes off daily with profane laced Tweets to drive his point home: “Jim Gaffigan is willing to suck as many Chinese cocks it takes to land a movie part. Please hire him.”
“You can’t blame China for a virus they created…that’s racist. My producer says so…”
Leading man material, he ain’t, but he can shit on his country as well as Miley Cyrus or any flag burning drugged out Jane Fonda Communist. Other no-body’s with Comedy Central Specials in the pipeline face uncertainty during the COVID lockdowns that they support. To pass the time, they commit career suicide by begging for work on Twitter, i.e. Trump bashing. Besides, it’s just sick to watch funny late night guys transform into voyeuristic serial killers like Jim Carey and Robin Williams on the big screen.
Slobberin’ Mike Birbiglia hates Trump, too. If he’s not careful, he’ll wind up like Robin Williams, too.
Hollywood Walk of Shame 