Enough to gag a maggot.
What’s more disgusting? A “romantic” comedy about two squirrely homos boffing each other or the thought of Judd Apatow crawling out of the toilet to procreate with a member of the Homo Sapien race? Apatow’s progenitors were so far down on the evolutionary scale, the Romans kept them under public latrines to run off intestinal parasites. The deformed Apatow genetic strain was mutated to lap up the raw sewage and bathe in the filth of others. Since Biblical times flushing a “toilet full of Apatow” was permitted on the Shabbat, despite ancient water restrictions and sanitary limitations. The Yiddish word “APATOW” translates to “lower than whale shit.”
The Apatow descendants rejected God and humanity in favor of swimming with turds like Patton Oswalt and Seth Rogen. Rabbis at the time issued religious edicts that neighborhood stray dogs were not allowed to play with anything with the “Apatow” surname, lest they infect the household rats. A few slipped through the cracks over the centuries and were allowed to reproduce in their favorite pastime : human excrement.
Judd Apatow celebrates his first child with urinal cake
The world has been trying to expel the likes of Judd Apatow and his tapeworm kind for a millennia, yet their satanic vomit is now spread through Tinseltown courtesy of Chinese Communist Party funding. Even though gays are executed in China and homosexuality banned outright, the CCP pays Hollywood Cornholio to produce all kinds of sick faggot shit that would be illegal to watch in the mainland. Judd Apatow and his current brood can not set foot in most places in the world, including Israel or any Muslim country, where the death penalty applies- not just for sodomy but for being a degenerate shit eater.
Hollywood Walk of Shame 