White Men Can’t Jump 2 – Reach For It Little Man!
Tiny is the New Black instead of the lovelorn poet with a big proboscis.
She’s so white, he’s so black, and the insignificant other little person. No, it isn’t the Greg Gutfeld show.
According to critics, this updated tale of Cyrano de Bergerac starring Peter Dinklage “bedazzles with its historically accurate wordplay and verbal jousting.” Ebonics never sounded so good transposed to classical music. This is exactly how the 19th century playwright Edmond Rostand re-imagined his work, starring an out of work yet romantic midget schooling a North African Muslim on the Art of Dating White Women. Of course their leading lady falls in love at first sight with the first guy off the slave boat.
The timeless question: where all the bitches at?
Roxanne, you don’t have to wear that dress tonight, and can I wipe my tears on your panties with you still in them?
Why learn a French accent when you can drawl in butchered Americanese? Why learn to sing? Why study acting, why even take a bath?
Also starring nobody Ben Mendelsohn who was paid in heroin.
Hollywood Walk of Shame 