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- …meanwhile back at the DC man cave (someone needs their balls tickled tonight)
- Nobody is f*cking Seth Rogen
- Traitors can’t wait for cheap sh*tty computers
- Marvel’s Multi-verse chokes a b*tch
- If Pete Buttigieg were President…
- Chelsea Handler bottles her brand of East Palestine drinking water
- Chelsea celebrates her rotten uterus
- The SNL Killer charged for killing
- Frank Luntz’s boyfriend can’t get to 218
- Zelensky gets presidential treatment
- CNN Producer Pleads Guilty to Pedophillia
- No free abortions for the illegal aliens we let in
- The Communists Now Love NATO and NAZIS
- Hebbie Jebbies: Jew princesses with guns (you can’t own one)
- Subhuman makes gay romance funny
- George Floyd’s Underwater Spooktacular Show gets (racist) AI makeover
- Another day in New York City
- Dick Head speaks
- The View from the floor
- Curtains for Chelsea, lately
- Jack Reacher is not a p*ssy
- Old man, take a look at yourself
- Burger King did not kill Meat Loaf…but meatloaf did kill Louie Anderson
- Pedophile and the Meat Head make a show
- Shorty plays the Cuck
- Hello, I just shot two people on Splenda
- Golden Turd awards so shitty, won’t air
- Katy Perry sums up her career by swimming with a giant turd named Patton Oswalt
- 19 Kids and Counting: inbreeding gone amok
- Peter Nygard supplies the baby blood
- Don’t Throw Up on Leonardo DiCaprio
- The Matrix Regurgitation, when Jew Fags run out of story
- Alec Baldwin is the Saturday Night Live Xi Omicron Variant
- CNN pays pedophiles to produce show content
- And in other news…
- Satanic potheads attack Christmas, blame white supremacists
- The SNL Killer blames gun during Snuff Boy interview
- A message from Darrell
- There’s nothing more frightening today than a Democrat terrorist
- Disney actors cozy up to pedophiles, as usual
- Bad actors help us loose weight during China Virus lockdowns
- When Communists believe their own Bull Shit
- #PoopyPantsBiden
- Brad Pitt plays the Angel of Death everyone loves
- Alec Baldwin murders crew member on movie set
- Chinese economy tanks, Disney postpones movies
- Subway, eat fresh
- Serial Killers return to Air Waves
- Pete Buttiehole and Satanic lover are Nouveau Moms
- Bippity boppity boo, Mutha F*ka
- F*ck News Chris Wallace declares Trump still Prez as Taliban wins 20-year war
- Post-COVID clickbait in Ryan Reynolds’ Zero Sum Game
- SNL cast sued for underage sex assaults
- Russian hookers steal Hunter Biden’s laptop – AGAIN!
- Kathy Griffin celebrates her Pfizer shots
- Pop guns and cheap cigars
- The Suicide Squad: a lesson in Chinese hari kari
- Michael Rapaport takes his Wuhan shots
- Editing movies for the CCP
- Chelsea Handler didn’t get the Vaccine Memo
- When you can barely talk, you still get an award
- Clinton campaigner sets up child sex organization
- Jerk Off continues to jack off on CNN
- Movie studios grovel to China for money
- Army of the Brain Dead
- CNN wishes all the Jews dead
- There are no black people living in China
- When a dog goes back to his own vomit
- George H W : a thousand points of stupid
- China Joe can’t hold the State of the Union
- China prepares to invade down the rabbit hole
- Why Republicans suck so much ass
- RIP: President of the Universe Deebo
- What ever happened to FAUX News?
- Hollywood celebrates Governor Cuomo killing old people
- If Donald Trump’s son was a crackhead
- Jeffrey Toobin at CNN pulls his pud during video calls
- A National Tantrum
- Communist sell-out “complains” about Chinese censorship
- When stand-up comedians audition for movies in the age of COVID
- Justice for Darius Sessoms
- All you need to know about Democrats (in picture form)
- George Floyd was out of his mind on drugs when he resisted arrest
- And the Emmy goes to Brad Pitt
- Chrissy Teigen likes pizza with Toddlers & Tiaras
- Robert De Niro begs for money. Begs. Like a dog.
- Eric Holder loves COVID positive thugs sent to nursing homes
- Bill Clinton’s girlfriend charged with running Epstein underage sex ring
- Kanye for President
- Israel hating Jew blames Trump for anarchist chaos paid for by George Soros
- White actors quit (fired from) ethnic roles/ Black actors morph into past pasty white
- This is foolish America
- A typical Sunday morning walk in New York
- Dear Class of 2020, burn in Hell- signed Masters of the Universe
- Satan crap raises money for W.H.O. releasing Chinese Virus
- Ted Cruz Bill Would Ban the Pentagon from Helping Studios Censor Films to Appease China
- bIG, Rich, and Dumb as F**K
- Florida governor-to-be found passed out naked with gay meth dealer
- Michael Rapaport meets the Wuhan Virus
- Even retards can work for Fox News
- Gay Empire actor stages Hate Crime with drug dealers
- Some other guy shot 7-year old Jazmine Barnes: NOT a hate crime
- Afro Physicist called out for raping and causing global warming
- James Gunn deletes his 10,000 pedophile Tweets
- Pacific Toilet Rim- Eeeerp Rising
- FBI Director Denies Trump Admin Obstructed Investigations; Weiner Sex Offender
- Oprah for President and Harvey for VP
- The Post is a Shit Hole
- Fake News clown pledges to burn in hell with Jared and Hillary
- Pete Davidson smokes a lot of weed
- Jackie Chan’s “The Foreigner” not attacked by Muslims
- Kevin Spacey’s House of Underage Boys
- Nonexistent Chinese space program can’t save Geostorm flop
- Communist News covers up for Communist Jews
- Overpaid freckled orangutan declares war on skin tags
- Spot the Space Tranny
- Hollywood’s Sub-Saharan Love Affair
- China bans Winnie the Pooh
- The brain-dead world of stoner comedians
- Fake media inspires Leftist terrorist attacks on GOP
- Fired FBI Director is a leaker
- D-List ISIS Auditions for Hollywood
- “I love you, bitch.”
- Bill Nye sucks a globally warmed, thawed out d*ck
- Ryan Reynolds: My Life on the D-List
- Donkey Faced C.H.i.P.S. is a Good Place for a House of Lies
- Casey Affleck wants your head cut off
- Judd Apatow would sell his grandmother to the Nazi Party
- ‘Chuck and Buck’ take a Rogue One in the ass
- The Colonel Klink Syndrome: why out of work actors suck Obama’s ass
- Hollywood gets Trumped
- Miss Sloane eats a bullet
- Katy Perry married a herion addict, so Vote for Hillary
- Chinese Military saves world in Arrival (2016)
- Southside with You and Bill Ayers
- Elysium, a.k.a Mexicans in Space
- Ghetto Busters- remake of the original 1975 series
- John Legend: Spokesboy for Black Lives Splatter
- The non-existent Star Wars VII review
- Transformers: Age of the Migraine
- Breaking Godzilla
- NOAA’s Farce
- 9/11 victims are terrorists, terrorists are heroes
- RoboSuck (2014)
- Heroin and Legos Don’t Mix
- Frankenstein, U Suck
- Mandela: It’s a Long Walk With a Burning Tire Around Your Neck
- C*cksuckers or retards? America must choose
- Murder, She Scribbled
- Rendition (2007): a terrorist love story
- How the industry killed the music, with examples
- White House Down’s Syndrome; Despicable Rock Rangers
- GI Joe 2: Regurgitation
- Yo! Welcome to Earf
- The Wizard of Puke
- Chinese censors write American movies
- Men Don’t Work on TBS, they just suck
- Tarantino blaxploitation drops the “N” bomb 109 times
- Star Trek 2 Into Rehash (2013) spoilers
- Small town security is Breaking Bad for reality TV
- The Gay Lantern Cornhole Corp
- Hollywood botulism: turning mouths into buttholes
- Money for nothing and chicks with dicks for free
- Authority Figure Negro: the Avengers’ blaxploitation
- You sank my Battlesh*t!!!
- The Rum Diarrhea, how AIDS was introduced to the US
- Johnny Rebel of Mars
- When Hollywood gets it all wrong; why Whedon’s Avengers will suck the big one (smirk)
- Cousin f*ckers are linear animals who have sexual relations with their next of kin, resulting in deformities
- Three Muskets and a queer; Darkest Hour: when only 20-year assholes are left on the planet
- Franklin and bash Bill Maher’s face in
- Circus Freak Nation
- Hawaii Five foot 0 and other worthless a-holes
- Terrorists grow orchards in “Lemon Tree”
- Battle East L.A.; Green Lantern SUX
- Screen Junkies: Hollywood employs drug addicts
- Red Dawn reboot is Chi-Com friendly
- When Superheroes Suck
- Daytime broadcast TV targets welfare recipients
- Blame it on “Rio” (2011)
- The Day Our Brains Stood Still
- Common trash: rappers in movies and hillbilly anthems
- Scott Pilgrim, the Revenge of the Mental Midgets
- Robin Hood (2010): Men in Bad Scripts
- Doody Calls in “Cop Out”
- Nicolas Cage must be completely broke
- Shitty remake of The Tourist (2010)
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