The SNL Killer charged for killing

Posted: January 19, 2023 in Uncategorized
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Washed-up Hollywood diva Alec Baldwin has formally been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the fatal Oct. 2021 shooting on the set of the revisionist crapfest Rust. Though Baldwin’s father was an avid gun collector and safety enthusiast, those quality genes were not passed onto his 2nd Amendment hating progeny. The CCP doesn’t wanted Americans armed, and Alec Baldwin is paid by them to agree.

Announced by the Santa Fe District Attorney on Thursday Jan. 19, 2023, Baldwin and the movie’s armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, will both face up to 5 years prison for gunning down Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Baldwin fired a movie set revolver with live rounds at the cameraman without checking for bullets, striking and killing Hutchins.

Baldwin and Gutierrez-Reed are charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter in Hutchins’ death. Baldwin blames climate change, the moon in his eyes, Donald Trump, and prejudice against the non-binary for firing a loaded prop pistol into the guts of innocent woman. He just wishes he had had more bullets and more time to shoot the caterers.

“I asked for Turkey on Rye, NOT F****G HAM!!!”

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