Nobody is f*cking Seth Rogen
Posted: June 7, 2023 in UncategorizedTags: Hervé Villechaize, Seth Rogen, Vice Admiral Vivek Murthy
If Pete Buttigieg were President…
Posted: March 22, 2023 in UncategorizedTags: Pete Buttigieg, Ryan Reynolds
Hollywood loves a good queer movie, especially a gay communist who spends more time pretending to be a married wife going through birth pangs than riding the country’s public infrastructure into the cloacal abyss. While America’s ports are congested due to the deliberate act of sabotage of a worthless communist, MSM and Hollyweird celebrate this delusion.
Imagine sending political donations to the fairy princess who promises to shut the entire nation down on 18-month maternal leave as soon as he and his boyfriend swish into orifice. That’s worth at least $2 grand in Democrat contributions to stay on Hollywood’s D-List. Why not castrate yourself and your male offspring while you’re at it? Mmmmmmmk?
Chelsea Handler bottles her brand of East Palestine drinking water
Posted: March 7, 2023 in UncategorizedTags: Chelsea Handler
Chelsea celebrates her rotten uterus
Posted: February 14, 2023 in UncategorizedTags: Chelsea Handler
The SNL Killer charged for killing
Posted: January 19, 2023 in UncategorizedTags: Alec Baldwin, Halyna Hutchins, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, Rust
Washed-up Hollywood diva Alec Baldwin has formally been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the fatal Oct. 2021 shooting on the set of the revisionist crapfest Rust. Though Baldwin’s father was an avid gun collector and safety enthusiast, those quality genes were not passed onto his 2nd Amendment hating progeny. The CCP doesn’t wanted Americans armed, and Alec Baldwin is paid by them to agree.
Announced by the Santa Fe District Attorney on Thursday Jan. 19, 2023, Baldwin and the movie’s armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, will both face up to 5 years prison for gunning down Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Baldwin fired a movie set revolver with live rounds at the cameraman without checking for bullets, striking and killing Hutchins.
Baldwin and Gutierrez-Reed are charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter in Hutchins’ death. Baldwin blames climate change, the moon in his eyes, Donald Trump, and prejudice against the non-binary for firing a loaded prop pistol into the guts of innocent woman. He just wishes he had had more bullets and more time to shoot the caterers.
“I asked for Turkey on Rye, NOT F****G HAM!!!”
Frank Luntz’s boyfriend can’t get to 218
Posted: January 6, 2023 in UncategorizedTags: Frank Luntz, John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy
Zelensky gets presidential treatment
Posted: December 27, 2022 in UncategorizedTags: China Joe, Nurse Jill, Zelensky