China’s censors place Winnie the Pooh in the crosshairs for resembling their own fatbellied dictator Xi Jinping. (Source: The Verge)

Of course the Internet traitors running Google, Facebook, Yahoo!, and Twitter rush to comply with the oppressive regime by blocking all images of the Disney classic on the mainland, as not to offend their communist masters.

News Flash: there is no foodstamp program in China. They actually get up in the morning and go to work, sometimes by force. Not to mention the blockbusters that were voluntarily edited for Chinese audiences, this is a short list of Hollywood movies banned for life in China for no logical reason:

    • the original Star Wars
    • Back to the Future
    • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    • the original Ben-Hur starring Charlton Heston
    • Avatar
    • 2016 remake of Ghostbusters
    • The Da Vinci Code

(Source: Mental Floss)

The last time marijuana based comedy was actually funny was way back in the late 1970’s.

Lazy, talentless comedians always start their set with ” I SMOKE A LOT OF WEED…” ha, ha, ha, clap, clap, clap. Labeling themselves as Potheads is a badge of honor they believe is a shield that stops criticism; it means they are bonafide brain damaged liberals without an act. If you are a fellow pothead, then you may appreciate the total lack of humor. The promotion of Weed through Comedy is a crutch for untalented nobodys. George Carlin was the last true pro-Pot thinking-man’s comedian. What we have today is as entertaining as watching turds swim around a Taco Bell toilet.

Hollywood calls them “Cannabis Comedians.” Not a single funny joke or quip has ever been uttered from the following incoherent babblers:

Doug Benson

Pete “I smoke a lot of weed” Davidson

Pete Davidson is the product of a botched abortion.

Mitch Hedberg

Katt Williams, little midget blunt

T.J. Miller never said anything remotely funny

Reggie Watts

Danny McBride

Seth Rogen

Hollywood, TV, and MSM moguls expect loyalty from their liberal minions, even if that means committing career suicide on the Internet. The Chinese government expects these parasites to spout anti-American, anti-Trump propaganda every moment they are away from the movie sets, and in between their child porn and heroin breaks. The latest and greatest example is Kathy Griffin’s ISIS beheading video of the US President. Think of this as an audition video for Harvey Weinstein and Ted Turner. Griffin’s attempt at bolstering her traitorous Hollywood credentials harkens back to the days of “Hanoi” Jane. However, Jane Fonda was good looking enough to stay employed after helping the North Vietnamese shell American positions. Guantanamo prisoners cut their eyes out after watching a vomit inducing Kathy Griffin stand up routine.

There goes Kathy’s career.

Kathy Griffin D-list :“D for dumb bottom feeder.”  Sucking up free cocktails and face-time on prime TV, circa 2010 Celebrity Apprentice.

Somewhere in the Los Angeles cesspool, Griffin learned she could earn a bit part in an upcoming TV special if she proved her loyalty to her communist employers.

Kathy Griffin’s latest publicity stunt is yet another example of what desperate Hollywood trash will do to get the attention of TV producers. In her pea brain, she thought she could boost her likability within Hollywood circles by staging a beheading of the president. Instead she got a visit from the Secret Service and faces the backlash of normal Americans sick of looking at her harsh face.

Did you get the job cunt?

As a result of the ISIS sympathy video, Griffin will no longer flash her disgusting crust on CNN’s  New Year’s Free Abortion extravaganza with Anderson Cooper. Perhaps piece of shit Reza Aslan can fill in by ringing in the 5th Century for his piece of shit religion and his piece of shit bosses at CNN.

Sorry Reza, you can’t cut anybody’s head off this year.

“Stop bullying me.”

 

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Fake education, courtesy the Democrat Party.

Bill Nye is an uneducated Marxist from liberal bastion Cornell University. His religion is a marketed combo of pure ignorance and communist globalism. His Bible is the hoax known as “climate change.” Bill Nye preaches population control, carbon taxes, and prosecuting global warming skeptics. The fact is there is no scientific evidence to back his wild weather claims. You’re just supposed to accept the horse manure he and his government masters’ spread. And horse manure creates methane that contributes to global warming…

The government can’t control the weather.

In fact, Bill Nye wants the government to tax drinking water and the very air we breath. He justifies it by pretending to be smarter than those who disagree with him, while wearing a little lab coat, bow tie, and backing up his psuedo-science with smirks and cheesy special effects.

After fading into obscurity in the late 1990’s, Nye was recruited by the environmental chapter of the Democrat party to spread communist propaganda. Nye is just another fake media shill shoved down our throats by the liberal corporate media elite. Fortunately, he is too stupid to convince anyone other than those dumber than himself.

Taxes can’t control the weather. Neither can Hollywood.

Another Communist TV icon for the 1990’s: Free government money! It’s Free! It’s Free! It’s Free! – just don’t get shot before you can spend it.

Netflix is trying to save the floundering “Bill Nye the Butt Plug Guy’s” latest mechination of false narratives. Nye now claims heavy rains and flooding are caused by man-made global warming. He preaches the one-child-per-family doctrine for Western Civilization, while ignoring the overpopulation of Mexico, India, China, and other 3rd World cesspools.

Bill Nye is going to save the world by taking away your car and your air conditioner. And drowning your second child.

Obama says the oceans be warming up.

Bill Nye blames the seasons of the year and normal weather events on technologically advanced civilizations, i.e. capitalism, while ignoring the Earth’s rotation around the Sun. Al Gore and he share the propaganda technique of equating climate change with government taxation. They are dyed-in-the-wool Maoists who follow the Chi-Com doctrine of government control over every aspect of your life. They want to convince you to give up your rights to the State. Plus they’re royal arrogant assholes who’ve brainwashed themselves into believing their own fucking lies. They aren’t just con-artists; they are practicing Marxists who worship at the alter of Chairman MaoTse-dung. Hollywood and the liberal lame stream media promote their inversion of reality.

Every word that comes out of Al Gore’s mouth is a lie directly from the Little Red Book of Mao.

Cocksuckers like Al Gore and Mikhail Gorbachev co-op the “environmental bowel movement” to promote a global Marxist agenda of State control. The Chinese and North Koreans brainwash their citizens that the Great Central Government can actually control the weather; Hollywood laps it up with man-made disaster movies blaming capitalism.

Want to save the planet? Start by not voting for a Democrat.

Politicians promote fake science and fake education with their media mouthpieces, such as Afro-physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and mental midget John Legend, both the recipient of worthless college degrees, given to them by the government. Their jobs are to act more intelligent than climate control critics by pretending to actually have an education. Which they do not. It’s all fake. Bill Nye couldn’t pour piss out of a boot; Tyson couldn’t crank a lawnmower, and like Obama neither have ever seen a day’s worth of actual work.

As long as you sound like a communist, morons will pay you just for showing up and you never have to show them your college transcripts. BOOYAH!

I be smart. I can read what Obama wrote me.

Rhymes with diaper change.

Hollywood icon 17-year old (portrayed in the media as a 12-year old) Trayvon Martin received a similar fake degree posthumously immediately after book deals and movie plots were leaked from the Weinstein Co. and Jay Z. Al Gore’s sequel “An Incontinent Truth: Chapter 2” is also in the works.

Question: Would the little criminal be eligible for a PhD from Old F.U. if he were shot 3 times? – Source: CNN

Coming Soon! The Real Story of Trayvon, shot in 3D Imax and Thug 911 Vision ©

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jay-z-weinstein-team-trayvon-martin-film-doc-series-988452

 

Which one will get the Oscar?

“Life is like a box of chocolates, and Aah can’t feel my balls…”

The same confused and baffled puppy dog look in every movie.

Ryan Reynolds still has not taken those acting lessons to get those chops up a notch and out of the Dollar General bargain bin and par with something movie goers can actually sit through. Other than the God-awful Dead Pool, every movie this guy is in is a certifiable box office bomb. Despite the continuous bad acting, flop after flop keeps Reynolds on the late night talk show circuit and the Lionsgate payroll. Next he teams up with America’s second favorite negro in another forgettable waste of time, The Hitman’s Bodyguard.

Go the F*ck to Sleep.

In this latest Black-on-White romp, Sam “the MuthaFucka” Jackson piles on his signature ghetto babble, spitting and cursing through every line, while Reynolds narrates his over-rehearsed, rushed, and unbelievably scripted bullshit. Reynolds always sounds like he’s on a job interview at Star Bucks and about to piss his pants.

There is no one dumber, more annoying, or ubiquitous than this fucker.

We can’t really critique something we’ll never actually watch, so maybe there will be some Easter Eggs, cameos, and funny bloopers in the end credits. This is like the 20th movie this year for Samuel Jackson. By 2019, this crack head will be in every single movie and on every TV and cable channel, 24-7.

I’m everywhere, goddamit. I’m in your dreams and when you wake up.

What’s in your bowl, bitch?

Cattle Chips aka Tossin’ Biscuits 2017.

Thanks Hollywood, for making a movie with the absolute ugliest muthafukahs in the industry. What a genetic mishmash of complete failures, such as kidnapper look-a-like Michael “the Friendly Fruitpicker” Pena. Dax Shepard’s face looks like he was born in a motorcycle wreck. Smoking pot gives actors such a dynamic range minus birth defects. We actually broadcast this shit to other countries who want to cut our heads off.

First sign that a movie will suck is if it has the following in higher billing than Stagehand:

  • Michael Pena.
  • Any members of the SNL alumni.
  • Any female cast as the lead action hero or playing a cop.
  • Any male lead under 25 years old.
  • Any child playing a computer hacker or possessed.
  • Any movie with Ben Mendelsohn billed higher than bit part. Just another talentless buck-toothed junkie with zero range; more on this later.
  • Anything with Seth Green or other midgets.
  • Illiterates like Samuel L. Jackson, in fact if Sam Jackson is anywhere near the movie, the movie is automatically complete SHIT.

Absolutely no reason: Tarzan, Kong: Skull Island, Kingsman, Robocop, Star Wars: Revenge of the Shit, etc., etc.

Then there are fake Hollywood couples who can’t afford their fake public lifestyles, going through foreclosures as fast as deleted memes.  It’s a bunch of horsehit.

If this is Hollywood Royalty, then there is something terminally wrong with our culture.

Thanks California for keeping vomit inducing Dax Shepard semi-employed with his phony itty-bitty-titty nothing of a wife in cameo. Sloppy asses and distorted faces make for good paparazzi fodder. Note Kristen Bell never took her gene donor’s married name in case of spontaneous miscarriage after realizing what she has done. She is the breadwinner, while her insignificant other’s shit doesn’t even make it to the bargain bin at General Dollar.

 

Welcome to the Family Circus.

Vincent Duh Uno Frio- uh Der- reprises his Gomer Pyle role in between licking Bill Clinton’s nutsacks.

Talk about a House of Lies.

THE GOOD PLACE — “Everything Is Fine” Episode 101– Pictured: (l-r) Kristen Bell as Eleanor, William Jackson Harper as Chidi — (Photo by: Justin Lubin/NBC)

Don’t point your shit at me, bitch! I’ll slap a bitch fo dat.

Kristen Bell as Jeannie Van Der Hooven and Don Cheadle as Marty Kaan in House of Lies (Season 5, Episode 05). – Photo: Michael Desmond/SHOWTIME – Photo ID: HouseofLies_615.R

Some would say the Kentucky backwoods produced the most inbred retarded looking fuckers in the country… we beg to differ. California has the most fucked up looking creatures on the planet wandering the streets. Thanks to decades of Democrats, drugs, and welfare, the human genome has mutated to create anomalies like Dax Shepard. Something that takes itself as serious as this ugly ass is not a mistake. It is a Hollywood creation designed to turn everything to fucking shit.

Title holder of the world’s worst movies.

Who the fuck thinks this shit is funny or entertaining?

When you gonna have that abortion bitch?

Watch this shit.

 

Why didn’t you have the government-paid for abortions?

Let’s go pull over some drunk illegal aliens.

Oh Shits, it’s Michael Pena’s papi.