Bedwetter Blues
“Hey buddy, I’m feeling a little scared and queasy… can you leak these fake memos I wrote after I was fired? And give them to the New York Times… even though Trump tweeted about tapes AFTER I leaked…”
Columbia Law Professor and Comey confidant Daniel Richman.
“Guess we’re both willing to have our law licenses revoked.”
“Don’t worry buddy, we’ll cover it all up…or my name isn’t Robert Mueller…”
Hollywood Walk of Shame 