RoboSuck (2014)

Posted: February 15, 2014 in Uncategorized
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IMG_6643  Joel Kinnaman in RoboCop.

2014’s RoboCop is God awful, rehashed throwback tripe. Hollywood has run out of stories and this crap has everything you hate: Samuel L. Jackson hooting and hollering as usual, plus the random Jew homage played by Jay Baruchel. Screenwriters don’t even take the time to explain Jackson’s presence in the movie as he plays an undefined Bill O’Reilly talk show type character; Jay Baruchel is there simply as down payment for Sony Picture’s Jewish investors. A movie just isn’t a movie without a loud mouth black guy and a whiny Jew. Hell, the same formula has worked a million other times, why not just do it again?

SAMROBOCOP bat 9

The evil corporatey corporation corporate rich bad guy Micheal Keaton is as beady eyed, pursed lipped and uninteresting as ever. Keaton has probably never had a single day of acting class in his career. His shtick is as is tiresome as his face, kinda like watching Dana Carvey doing his 30-year old impressions on the Tonight Show. SUCK.

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  1. Bee says:

    Jay Baruchel is 1/4 Jewish, which isn’t even as Jewish as Robocop star Joel Kinnaman, whose mother is Jewish.

    For future reference:
    Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Andrew Garfield, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht.

    Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan.

    Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Ansel Elgort.

    Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

    • Mad Max says:

      Yes, and the point was made: all Democrats and they all suck.
      Most if not all are anti-Israeli socialists.
      Most if not all couldn’t act through a paper sack.
      Enough with the Jay Baruchel and the Jessie Whineyberg, taking their ‘acting’ cues from Woody Allen.
      Enough with communist cabala.
      Go Israel!

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