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The National Weather Service is looking for a few good men. Be a force of nature.

Celebrated atheist Darren Aronofsky turns the man made global warming panic into something biblical- minus any mention of the word “GOD” in the entire 138 minute running time. This movie has every single run into the ground cliche’ from 2001 thrown at us: Anthony Hopkins as the bland old sage whispering words of wisdom that have no meaning. Grisly Ray Winston growling like the same British mobster he plays in every single movie. The fruit cake kid from California who can’t act if his life depended on it. And we have poor ol’ Russell Crowe trying to squeeze some muscle from his fat gut, collapsing on his whispered script lines we’ve heard repeated since 2001. Back to Ray Winston for a second. How many out of place Cockney’d accents does a movie need to make it totally suck? They couldn’t get one voice coach on the set and get these fuckers to sound like they all lived in the same century? Topped off with Logan Lerman speaking in his Valley Girl dialect? No wonder God wanted to flush this turd. What, no Wanda Sykes to spruce up the ancient regional language? Noah surely brought monkeys with him on the ark.

 

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Noah 2014 is as bad as his Robin Hood Men in Depends (2010). Marketed to the Pope and bible thumpers alike, while at the same time promoted as an “environmental disaster movie.” Yes. It is a disaster. Not because of the story. Not because of the Biblical setting. Not because some Godless communist atheist Jew directed it. This movie is bad because of the actors. They suck. There isn’t one actor/actress in this garbage that doesn’t sound and talk just like they did in the previous shit they were in. They all have lost their acting chops. The have no substance. Perhaps that was intentional for the Hollywood socialists who want to dumb down The Greatest Story Ever Told.

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Warning! Contains Spoilers…but how does one spoil something that is already rotten and full of shit?

Reprinted Breitbart movie review of Liam Neeson anti-American flick Non-Stop (2014), starring liberal mudshark Julianne Moore, and friendly Islamist pacifist Omar Metawally.

On an international flight over the Atlantic, burnt-out alcoholic flight marshal Bill Marks (Neeson) is hoping for a nice easy flight in first class where after sneaking a smoke and drink he might even be able to catch a little shut-eye. A text message informing him that one person on the flight will die every twenty-minutes unless $150 million is wired to an account, ruins that plan.

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Counting pilots and crew, there are around 150 souls on board. Marks has 20 minutes to figure out which one is the bad guy. Red herrings abound. Is it one of the many actors whose faces we recognize but names we can’t remember? People start to die. Marks is fingered as the hijackert. Who’s doing this? Why are they doing this? What is their motive?

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Here’s the answer:

It turns out that the villain is not a hijacker but a terrorist — someone who wants to murder everyone on the plane to further a political goal.

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Innocent bystanders.

You ready…?

The terrorist is a 9/11 family member. Yes, you read that right; the terrorist is a 9/11 family-member who lost a loved-one in the World Trade Center on that terrible September morning.

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Typical terrorist: American schoolteacher who believes in the US Constitution, capable of bringing down an airliner with duct tape and a bible.

It gets worse…

After 9/11,  this 9/11 family member-turned-terrorist then joined the military but found himself disillusioned by the pointless wars.

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And now…

The 9/11 family member-turned-terrorist is upset because America hasn’t done enough to ensure there will never be another 9/11. And so he figures that if he can get an air marshal blamed for a terrorist attack, America will wake up and anally probe us before we’re allowed on a plane, or something.

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It gets worse…

The villain’s sidekick is a member of the American military willing to murder 150 innocent people for a payday.

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It gets worse…

The one passenger on the plane who is forever helpful, kind, reasonable, noble, and never under suspicion is a Muslim doctor dressed in traditional Muslim garb including a full beard.

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Screw you, Hollywood.

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(Courtesy: John Nolte, Breitbart)

The Walk of Shame could not have said it any better: Fuck You, Hollywood Buttfuckers.

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Meanwhile, Clinton hangs out with prostitutes at the premier of ‘Non-Stop B.J.’s the Squeakquel.’

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2014′s RoboCop is God awful, rehashed throwback tripe. Hollywood has run out of stories and this crap has everything you hate: Samuel L. Jackson hooting and hollering as usual, plus the random Jew homage played by Jay Baruchel. Screenwriters don’t even take the time to explain Jackson’s presence in the movie as he plays an undefined Bill O’Reilly talk show type character; Jay Baruchel is there simply as down payment for Sony Picture’s Jewish investors. A movie just isn’t a movie without a loud mouth black guy and a whiny Jew. Hell, the same formula has worked a million other times, why not just do it again?

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The evil corporatey corporation corporate rich bad guy Micheal Keaton is as beady eyed, pursed lipped and uninteresting as ever. Keaton has probably never had a single day of acting class in his career. His shtick is as is tiresome as his face, kinda like watching Dana Carvey doing his 30-year old impressions on the Tonight Show. SUCK.

The Hollywood liberal is the most narcissistic creature on the planet. They take the easy way out by aligning themselves politically with the Left simply to avoid criticism. They champion the most banal causes of the Democrat party, even those they know absolutely nothing about. They root for society’s losers and promote the worst behavior known to man. The Hollywood liberal cannot take personal judgment; therefore they stand with the socialist scum destroying our country. We all know the Conservative is typically not as outspoken as the bellyaching Left. The Conservative is not prone to attack those they disagree with, unlike the rabid Leftist. The Hollywood elite crumble at the thought of ridicule and disapproval. That’s why they circle themselves with the sorriest pieces of shit in human history (see Jack Black and Russell Brand).

The Conservative believes in a live-and-let-live philosophy and knows there are consequences for every action. Republican actors are impugned for their traditional affiliations, while the Hollywood drug addict is elevated to nobility status.The Hollywood Left preens themselves in the accolades of the brain dead who can’t think one minute to the next. This is why they give themselves awards for doing nothing and celebrate an AIDS infected lifestyle. They play it forward through the drug culture.

Before the devil knows you’re dead, Hollywood will pay you to get really deep into character.

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Phillip Seymour Hoffman 1967- 2014 

Hollywood mourns the loss of another heroin addict burn out they helped create. Hoffman, supporting actor in such movies as the 2002 love fest Red Dragon, was found dead last week of an apparent drug overdose. Authorities say enough heroin to kill Mötley Crüe 10,000 times over was found in his New York studio apartment.

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Phillip Seymour Hoffman prefers cremation over interment.

Hollywood and the media has spent the last few weeks making Phillip Seymour Hoffman not only a victim, but a hero. The NYPD has been Fast and Furious on the case to find Hoffman’s drug dealers; not so much on matters of national security. No emotional  mention on TMZ of our recently assassinated Libyan ambassador or murdered US Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry. Nary a tear drop by the Hollywood elites for true American heroes, yet they have lined up in droves to give their condolences to a fucking drug addict.

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Nothing like some good ol’ torture porn to whet Hollywood’s appetite for destruction. They even target little kids with marketing schemes containing adult innuendo, starring those who attend the funerals of fucking drug addicts. Wonder who will be on the Hollywood All Stars A-List at the Jack Black cremation? Who will hire Russell Brand to voice over another child’s movie? Do they get paid in smack or do they just give it to them for showing up?

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Silence of the Legos

Hollywood’s latest incantation, The Lego Movie (2014)  further attempts to destroy yet another precious childhood commodity: Innocence. With voice overs of several Hollywood rejects, this Toy-Come-To-Life is advertised as “not just for kids.” (Courtesy NPR) According to the Hollywood Reporter , this “family movie” beat the George Clooney liberal montage ‘The Monuments Men‘ and the rehashed teenage ‘Vampire Academy.’

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The Legos cast includes Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Liam Neeson and of course the wise old orangutan sage Morgan Freeman.

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The Legos: Return to Benghazi (2015?)

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I, Frankenstein, starring Al Franken sucks the big green one at the box office. Let’s just call this crapfest yet another vehicle for Bill Nighy to play the uptight supernatural British adversary sharing the stage with yet another overrated American actor. Hollywood thinks skinny old white Anglo Saxon men and their articulate use of the English language are the universal bad guy. Filmed in Australia, this dud is a waste of time even to watch it flush counter-clockwise.

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Seen it. Downloaded it for free courtesy of our Russian friends, their shaky cameras and loud movie theaters. Got 10 minutes into it and deleted it. Frankenstein and His Daddy, coming to a bargain bin near you.

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Thank you for not smoking.

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Hollywood’s version of the Supreme Being.

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It’s a long way to the top when you wanna drop and roll.

Hollywood loves communists, especially black ones. For the umpteenth time in recent history, the Gay Socialist Drug Mafia California Chapter tries to rewrite the legacy of South Africa’s imprisoned communist leader Nelson Mandela in an uneducated fluff piece called Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013). The actual history of Mandela’s and his thugs murder and mayhem, and the reason he refused to denounce terrorism and stayed in prison for nearly 3 decades AGAIN didn’t make it on the cutting floor. His wife Winnie, who the Left call “the mother of South Africa,” personally supervised the “murder, torture, abduction and assault of numerous men, women and children, as well is indirectly responsible for even larger number of such crimes.”  (Source: Wikipedia)

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Some believe Nelson Mandela deserved to go to prison.

Smooth talking British actor Idris Alba, who looks and sounds nothing like the former illiterate South African figurehead, takes the helm of this slow clunker and crashes it into Cape Town rocks. Hollywood thinks any well-spoken black actor can brainwash enough young skulls full of mush to avoid any research on South Africa under Mandela’s Communist Party.

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Morgan Freeman mistaken again for the messiah. (Courtesy: Huffington Post)

Read your history. Get your facts. Hollywood lies. They have a 70 year love affair with murderous anti-American communist dictators. Sure, black Africans were treated bad under South African apartheid. For decades black natives were oppressed; what resulted was a bloody communist uprising inspired by participants  Nelson and Winnie Mandela. Lying communist traitors in Hollywood never make a movie depicting the real actions of the Mandelas. They gloss over the NECKLACING of their political enemies with sweet American actors in fictitious stories of romance.

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Awww Shucks! Ain’t that precious?

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Nelson Mandela: How to be a Good Communist. 

Other stories of the murderous duo are equally sugar coated and chocked full of so much lying shit, we’d run out of bandwidth referencing it. Seems no one but the Internet, Wikipedia, and reality have the balls to take on the Left’s favorite African icon. Hollywood’s mission is to hide the truth about exactly who the thug Nelson Mandela was. Mandela was a communist revolutionary until he was groomed by his handlers in prison to ride out his sentence on the American left’s donations. Hollywood, the Soviet Union, Yasir Arafat, and Fidel Castro bankrolled Mandela before and after he went to prison for being a traitor.  Shame on you again Hollywood. Shame on you. Stop trying to justify murdering people because you disagree with them. This movie gets 4 stink bombs, 2 dirty diapers, and a Golden Steaming Loaf.

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Modern day South Africa, courtesy Nelson and Winnie Mandela.

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Can’t wait for the sequel “Mandela: Up in Smoke.”

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(Courtesy: Showtime and A&E)

For the last several weeks of this glorious December 2013, the national conversation has been about the comments of Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fortune and fame published by the metrosexuals over at GQ magazine. (Source: Hollywood Reporter) In a marijuana induced hazed, the flea-bitten filthy bastard went into a rant about queers being “condemned to Hell” and “substituting buttholes for vaginas” when asked what his idea of “sin” means. Immediately our national attention diverted from our collapsing American economy, health care system, and morals of our degenerate society.

GQ magazine finally got to interview one of the inbreds and got the Duck Shit patriarch to espouse his unpopular religious views against homosexuality. (Source: Hollywood Reporter) The expected reaction was to pit otherwise traditional Christian folks who may or may not support gay marriage, against liberals rabidly promoting the homosexual lifestyle without consequence. The oldest communist trick in the book.

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Who cares what a f***ing retard thinks? Apparently the Hollywood Homosexual Mafia (aka GLADD) and every card carrying Democrat Socialist in the country. Combine that with every whiny wannabe First Amendment Republican on the air and you got yourself a full blown free speech crisis. Just as planned, liberal media outlets bash conservatives for standing up for the First Amendment while mainstream America is programmed to take sides.

Liberals call Biblical scripture “Anti-Gay,” while conservatives champion the dribble of a fictitious corporate TV shill from the Louisiana swamps. Should gays boycott wearing camouflage with high heels, OR should straight people boycott A&E and tune to TruTV for all their white trash soap operas? Decisions, decisions…

Divide, divide, divide. That is the communist Hollywood agenda. They make billions of dollars turning idiots like Phil Robertson and his dog kin into conservative mouthpieces they can make fools of. The Duck Klan goes along with it to get paid to act like idiots.

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Some people think Duck Dynasty’s retardation is real and not choreographed.

For the last 2 weeks straight, the Commander Retard’s comments have gone viral and make for 24 hours of coverage and comment on all the cable news networks. Even the folks at Fox News are stupid enough to be caught up in the made up “controversy.”

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Inbreeding circa 25000 B.C.

The ‘Arts and Entertainment‘ channel has spent millions on promoting and advertising the camouflaged puke fest “Duck Die Nasty.” Pot smoking and bible thumping go hand in hand with the Robertson clan; not one of them has worked a day since Academy Sports bought up the over-priced Duck Commander brand trademark.

Which brings us to WHY Phil Robertson and his mishmash of fake ZZ Top characters were signed with A&E to begin with. Producers at A&E know exactly what they are getting and what they are selling AND to whom they are marketing to. Just check at the loaded aisles of Duck Dynasty merchandise at Walmart, JC Penny’s, and Target this Christmas. White trash buy white trash regalia— it’s a known fact. Food stamps for camo, we’ve all heard of it.

And the liberal queer baiters at A&E know this as well. They know how marginalizing the Duck Dynasty world view is, as seen through the redneck eyes of the trailer park nouvea riche. They got exactly what they wanted: they have raked in millions in royalties from the same people they despise. Why put such God awful stupidity on television in the first place?

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This is how you blow a rod, boy. 

Pit bulls and parolees. Tattoo circus freaks. Squirrel chasing hillbillies and moonshine. Ghetto speak and monkey babble. Promiscuous brain dead sluts. Post-op transgender cupcake bakers and pawn shop rejects. They are paid to be on TV and we pay to watch them.

There are now cable shows on otherwise reputable networks that run hours and hours of make believe Big Foot, UFO, and ghost sightings, filmed like the editing floor of The Blair Witch Project.

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One of the biggest losers: Finding Big Ass

All of it is complete duck shit. That is what the Cheap Hollywood Jew Bastards Club puts on prime time cable networks. These subhuman reality shows take absolutely zero effort to produce. All they need is a rented HD video camera and six weeks to tape, and every scummy Jerry Springer-type producer crawls through their butts to put these genetic fuck ups on television. Filmed in High Definition, just like MTV’s filth fest Jackass.

America, we cannot and will not fall for Hollywood’s attempt to marginalize us; to compartmentalize us into those who support the words of backwood country farts and those who believe an AIDS infected lifestyle is beyond condemnation.  The fact is 90% of us don’t care what homosexuals are doing and don’t believe that being “gay” is a “sin.” Is it more sinful to be a wife beating redneck drunkard, than it is to be a disease spreading sexual deviant? We’ll let you decide.

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Cable TV channels have to promote the gay lifestyle, not preach against it. (Courtesy: Showtime)