Men at Work is a brazen new original comedy about four hip, young professionals set to take on New York and live life “Full Steam” – ahead just like the name of … a now defunct band from down under. Created by Bill Maher doppleganger Breckin Meyer, this worthless piece of mindless defunct trash shows how weak minded silly little white boys can be when they let a brother have sex with their mothers while they try to scratch out a living in New York City. Nobody can act in this shit show, nor is it worth watching. Best turn on the BET Network and watch some Wanda Sykes or some J.B. Smoove comedy routines if you really want to laugh. Is this really what is pumped out as “comedy” for young adults in the 18-49 age range?
On going joke: “Hey, Jewboy, a negro is fucking your mother…”
“…Mom, what is that sound?”
Now that’s what you call ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMITT!
Django, the “D” is silent as in dumbass There are people out there who actually think Tarantino is a “writer.” They think he makes good movies. These are the same people who will be cheering the gang-banging, rape, racism and murder that this pervert lines his pockets with. There is minimal intelligence and even less creativity in something that wouldn’t have seen the light of day 20 years ago. The actors can’t talk or act, the director has the brains of a retarded 8-year old with a Polaroid, and the story sucks. Hollywood promotes this garbage.
Hollywood has lost its imagination. The parasites steal from the innovators and pass off their garbage as original. Hence all the reboots and re-telling of every story ever told. It’s all about making a quit buck, not making a lasting impression.
Spoiler number 1: Captain (Admiral) Pike is killed during terrorist strike.
J.J. Abrams vision of Star Trek Rebooted akins to his multicultural mishmash on the Lost island, designed to appeal to “everybody.” And it falls flat on its liberal Utopian face. Be prepared for meaningless character twists in the even more liberal Star Trek universe.
Spoiler number 2: Liberals will cheer! Cumberbatch plays a homegrown terrorist the thawed superhuman called “Khan,” now with Gary Mitchell syndrome.
Fans of the old Star Trek remember the omnipotent bad guy Lt. Commander Gary Mitchell. In Abrams’ altered universe, a similar Fleet officer code named “John Harrison” has the same fate of the Gary Mitchell character in the “Where No Man Has Gone Before” episode. English actor Benedict Cumberbatch plays the iconic ‘man turned into an A-hole god.’
John Harrison aka Khan is not original Abram’s character, stolen from the original series, with hints of other creators’ brilliance.
Spoiler number 3: Spock almost dies; jungle fever saves him.
Spock has a near death experience, a la’ the original Star Trek 2 Wrath of Khan, but following the leaked Into Darkness storyline, the John Harrison character has the ability “to heal.” Viewers of the 9 minute IMAX prologue describe how the Cumberbatch character “heals” a kid. Logic would dictate that the bad guy would at the end of the movie, give Spock some of his godly GENESIS by using his powers one last time.
Plenty of intergalactic jizzle in this Fa-Sizzle.
Spoiler number 4: The Enterprise is scuttled after crash landing but still intact to fight.
Star Fleet Command has always been threatened with annihilation throughout the series. They get their brinkmanship again and the futuristic San Fransicko, home base for the Federation, gets a big nuke dropped on it- in the form of an exploding star fleet vessel in the bay. Just watch the trailer. A little fake 9/11 similarities to muster up the craven little George Bush in us all. ”Bring it on.”
Synopsis:
Predictable, below the bar, bland and unimaginative. Stolen story lines and characters hammered into liberal 21th Century molds. Will be rooting for the Klingons in the flick.
Hollywood fells the pressure building inside their surgically reduced colons to produce a gay comic book superhero. Instead of creating one from scratch they have decided to deliberately ruin a perfectly good All-American cartoon icon by switching underwear with the Green Lantern.
Hollywood has already f*** ed up the big screen version of the Green Pooper in the Adventures of an Asshole Named Hal Jordan, starring Ryan Reynolds. Now bowing to pressure from the Gay Hollywood C**t-lickers Mafia, DC Comics has introduced a homosexual version of the Emerald Knight. He was gay all along, according to Justice League logs.
Flame on!
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Marvel Comics recently married off one its minor superheroes in a gay X-Men edition. “Northstar” had been outted back in 1992 and fights against “bigotry.” He makes it official with his black boyfriend in Astonishing X-Men # 51.
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Following in Marvel’s footsteps, DC Comics announced their superhero coming out of the closet in a reboot design around a gay friendly alternate universe called “Earth 2.” Just how many gay people read superhero comics targeted at red-blooded pre-pubescent 12-year old boys? Think about what happens to the Green Lantern franchise of toys and collectibles. Who is going to be the Queer Lantern on Halloween? What is next? Superman gets AIDS? Daffy Duck gets a sex change? Turn the Hulk into a switch hitter?
With this ring, I do wed. In the butt. I can change into anything.
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Don’t know whether or not Ryan Reynolds has his acting chops down well enough to play in the Green Lantern Sux Forever sequel. Perhaps there will be a proposal and gay nuptials in the reboot? Along with some Broke Back Mountain action to slobber all over our popcorn?
It would be sad if it weren’t so darn funny to watch Hollywood in its final drugged out AIDS infested death throes. There is not one kid in America who will ever buy, rent, or see another Green Faggot piece of merchandise.
Pucker up, they’re coming to the bargain bin at a Walmart near you.
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Botox, or botulin toxin: a cosmetic drug made from botulinum used to remove wrinkles by temporarily paralyzing the facial muscles.
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OMG WTF did you do to your face?
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Botulinum rejuvenation as it is called is basically shooting bacteria shit, a deadly toxin found in food poisoning, into the face for cosmetic purposes. It is enough to gag a maggot. We can’t explain the sick mentality that agrees to this type of procedure, so we want to know why are men doing it. Why do male Hollywood actors such as Chris Pine and Tom Hardy surgically form their lips to the point they look like Madeleine Stowe‘sperfectly shaped post-op anus?
It looks like somebody just wailed on this broad throughout the movie. Waaaaaah.
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Don’t they know pouty lips belong only on a hot chick? Not on some dude. See male plastic surgeries gone awry for examples.
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Well at least I don't look as bad as that Chinese Kenny Rogers.
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Hah, you are all girlie man.
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When is this gay trend of plastic lip filler for men going to end? Ever since Alec Baldwin started pursing his lips in the late 80′s the collagen business for both men and women has skyrocketed. No real man would ever stick that shit into his face or reshape his mouth. These guys are pumping more dead baby stem cells into their bodies than Michael J. Fox and the witch from Hansel and Gretel combined. Yeah that’s right! They need a constant supply of dead fetuses and umbilical cords like some kind of Satanic brew to keep them looking young.
Only a man madly in love with himself would follow girlie Hollywood trends and twist his mouth up as if constantly blowing himself (kisses). They are so weak minded that they let gay Hollywood producers like Joel Schumacher talk them into the ass sucking procedure. It is as if they require a hermetically sealed suction between duodenum and gums.
Even Ellen and Margret Thatcher would love to pierce this Brosnan's pretty mouth.
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We ain’t talking about a Kenny Rogers or Bruce Jenner botched plastic surgery. We’re talking about grown ass men getting lip implants to form their mouths into fart boxes.
This ain't no bank robbery...what is wrong with your damn face???
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Don’t think we can muster enough quarters to spend on another movie that employs a guy weak-minded enough to undergo that kind of lip surgery to pucker up and impress Hollywood producers with penis envy.
It sucks being Batman. Literally. Watch me do it.
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No real man would ever have surgery to change the shape of his mouth into a peter puffer. No real man would contort his mouth into an inflamed rectum. Chicks like Angelina Jolie should be the only one with fat D.S.L.’s We’re not talking about a chin implant, a tummy tuck or removing some wrinkles; this is a psychotically transformation of the normal male look into Hollywood’s perverse wet dream. And it starts younger and younger now for Hollywood’s offspring.
If you were born ugly, then no amount of surgery or lip augmentation is going to help you look better. It may get you cast in the next Pirates of the Caribbean, though.
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Plastic surgeon to the stars Dr. Frank Ryan did his best Nip/Tuck on quite a few Hollywood rejects before going over a cliff on the Pacific Coast Highway back in 2010 (TMZ). This guy’s hack jobs helped ruin more careers than Pamela Anderson. Guess we’ll drive off that bridge when we get to it.
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Celebrities go under the knife for publicity stunts and to turn back the cruel hand of time. The results are often quite disgusting and a little pathetic.
A face transplant couldn’t make the Bat Lizard any more appealing. Not everyone was born to be a Star Child, but Shannon Tweed was definitely born to be a porn star.
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Paul Stanley of Kiss sho’ has a purdee mouth. Whoaa ohhh ohhh huh.
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Mickey Roarke looking like Wayne Newton‘s little brother.
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The once beautiful Nikki Cox turned Side Show Sally.
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And the nightmare continues as these overpaid Hollywood hacks try to shape our minds into accepting their obtuse view of gender bending.
Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon's license.
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So the vats of baby fat continue to pour into Southern California in the constant malevolent effort to reshape mankind into some image of the Human Rectum. And the Hollywood idiots go along with it and butcher themselves up for life.
Welcome to Hollywood. We are casting for Glee on ABC...
... you are my new number two.
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Can somebody please change the channel?...
...I can't see through the chicken grease I injected into my face.
Time to boycott the communist drug addict traitors in the entertainment business.
Is that the pitter-patter of Hollywood’s elite running to another Barrack Obama fundraiser, or it is the sound of Muslim children banging their heads on the ground reciting the Koran? You know, the holy scripture about stoning homosexuals to death preached in mosques around the world…
The first head-banging President?
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Obama tells us in the audio version of his autobiography, Dreams From My Father, that “in the Muslim school, the teacher wrote to tell my mother that I made faces during Koranic studies.” At that time in the 1960′s, only Muslim children attended madrassas in Indonesia.
Islamic school abuse is nothing to be making faces about.
Even the Huffington Post reports how the 2008 Hillary Clinton presidential campaign agreed that Obama’s attendance of a “secular” madrassa as a child would have a profound impact on his ability to connect with the Muslim world. (Huffington Post) It’s fun to read Hollywood hit pieces trying to debunk the fact that our Commander in Chief went to a fundamental Islamic school in Indonesia when he was a youngster. Their minions at Google have flooded the Internet with the “myth” that Barry Obama attended a nonexistent “Catholic” school in 1960′s Jakarta, Indonesia, a then communist country ruled by Islamic President Sukarno who purged all foreign interests. (Wikipedia)
Barrack Hussein Obama certainly does connect well with the Muslim World, Hollywood, and even the gay community, depending on who is shucking out the campaign dollars. But where did he go to school before arriving in Honolulu, Hawaii? We at the Hollwood Walk would rather believe the words of the President over Fox News or Ann Coulter, and read about it in his autobiography “Dreams From My Father” ghost written by Bill Ayers.
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Hollywood moguls now under SEC scrutiny.
“Dreamworks and Disney animation heading to China” was the lead story this week. The buried facts are that in order to do business in a communist country, you have to pay off a corrupt US administration with donations and fundraisers, then pay off the murderous Chinese government. Under threat of forced abortions, cheap Chinese labor will help Hollywood movie studios make even more profit.
Are you happy about that pot-headed Californians? Wouldn’t you like to get a two year graphic design degree online after goofing off in high school, drive in your Prius to Santa Barbara to your CGI studio, and work in the comfort of the liberal Hollwood Hills? Well you can’t because every other movie dollar you spend goes through Jeffery Katzenberg’s bank account to President Obama’s re-election fund, and overseas to fatten up a Chinese soldier. Meanwhile starving Chinese children will be making all the Kung Fu Panda sequels and pumping cocaine into Jack Black.
We at the Hollywood Walk like some Dreamworks Animation movies (Shrek), however we don’t like Hollywood executives bribing communist Chinese and socialist American politicians. Early this year Dreamworks CEO Jefferey Katzenberg traveled to China, turning over a couple billions dollars of movie profits to the Chi-Coms in order to open up a communist operated movie studio in Shanghai. (Reuters)
Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping came to Los Angles in February and announced the opening of the Shanghai slave labor animation workshop. Brokering and fast tracking the deal were Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, VP Joe Biden and huge Obama donor Katzenberg. (LA Times)
Remember the Chinese government doesn’t allow movies such as Back to the Future because time travel is outlawed in the Socialist Utopia. But that doesn’t stop the godless Hollywood traitors from moving perfectly good animation jobs overseas to a murdering dictatorship.
According to the New York Post, the SEC is now investigation the Katzenjammer Kids for bribing their communist counterparts. (NY Post) Under the 1970’s Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, US companies cannot make payments to foreign officials to gain distribution rights for their Chi-Com friendly fag fests.
These fanooks running these Hollywood movie studios are in President Obama’s back pockets with fund raisers and gay rights treatises, hoping and praying to their demonic communist masters that the DOJ doesn’t come after them. They have Hiltlary’s and dumb ass Biden’s seal of approval during official negotiations, and apparently President Obama’s with his recent switch-hit to gay marriage.
Jeffery Katzenjammer and George Clooney raised $15 million the other day for a recently outted President Obama (now a big fan of butt sex marriage). Ticket holders who patron the Communist Fag Traitors Union of America, or CFTUA, contributed the proceeds of the $40,000 per plate fundraiser held in Clooney’s Hollywood retreat. (NY Daily News)
The president’s missing fake Kenyan birth certificate and horrible poll numbers on the economy did not come up.
Is George Clooney upset that he couldn’t provide President Obama limo service for the Jakarta Jr. High School graduation, while a young Mitt Romney was punking out fruitcakes at prep school? Note the starving Chinese children won’t see one crumb of Clooney’s, Katzenberg’s, Hillary’s, et al‘s $40K meal plan. So Jack Black went without coke for an entire week for Obama?
Are we supposed to believe that these enlightened Hollywood ghouls give one rat’s ass about forced child labor while they sip Napa Valley wine with the Chinese Premier? They reward the spread of Communism with the ticket sales we give them. They take out any and all negative references of the Red Menace in their flicks. They believe they are the upper crust of society and they applaud their socialist brothers around the world who actual inflict the poverty and barbarism they think the rest of us deserve. Traitors, each and every one of them.
Sean Penn: pro-Hugo Chavez Danny Glover: pro-Fidel Castro Jane Fonda: pro-Khmer Rouge
The self righteous Hollywood elitists are so brain damaged that they believe if they actively subvert traditional American values, that they will make more money. They don’t think there will be a backlash from the patriotic consumer. Hint: see the Dixie Chunks.
Chicks with Dicks used to be a Nashville sensation. Now they're just jock itch.
Some are just irresponsible hippie tax dodgers who want to be in the government’s good graces come collection time. They trumpet that they really just want to “pay their fair share in taxes” so their chronic drug use , jail time and infidelities will be ignored by the drive-by media.
The American movie goer must understand: these sycophantic actors are only ingratiating themselves to the Communist Fag Traitors Union (CFTUA) for their next movie role. They have expensive Beverly Hills masseuses, cooks and drug dealers; they have no moral compass and are all going to go to Hell anyway.
How can you balance being Muslim friendly and gay friendly at the same time? You need Industrial Light and Magic to perpetrate the biggest political con game in modern history.
Welcome to the gay marriage money boom!
Biden tells these two fellas they should honeymoon in Egypt.
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Put those contributing to communist death camps and child labor into your long-term memory when deciding to spend your money on their movies:
1. George Clooney
2. Jack Black
3. Tobey McGuire
4. Robert Downey, Jr.
5. Jeffery Katzenberg
6. Salma Hayek
7. Eddie Murphy
8. Barbara Streisand
9. Billy Crystal
10. Josh Brolin
Not to give short shrift to non-communist card carrying entertainers, here’s a quick list of some of Hollywood’s outspoken and remaining conservative actors (hey they may not be the most talented but their politics are in the right place):
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
2. Bruce Willis
3. Stephen Baldwin
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Clint Eastwood
6. Tony Danza
7. Sly Stallone
8. Mel Gibson
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar
10. Freddie Pinze, Jr.
11. Kelsey Grammer
12. Drew Carey
13. Matthew McCoonaughey
14. Heather Locklear
15. Adam Sandler
16. Curtis Jackson, aka “50 Cent”
17. Tom Selleck
18. Vince Vaughn
19. Alex Trebeck
20. Gary Sinise
21. Angie Harmon
22. Shannen Dohetry
23. Alice Cooper
24. Ted Nugent
25. Heather Locklear
26. Brittney Spears
27. Chuck Norris
28. Dennis Hopper (deceased)
29. Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson
30. James Woods
31. Cheryl Ladd
32. Jon Voight
33. James Caan
34. Adam Baldwin
35. Craig T. Nelson
36. Kurt Russel
37. Paul Sorvino
38. Ron Silver
39. Ben Stein
40. Scott Baio
41. Dean Cain
42. Kathy Ireland
43. Kevin Sorbo
44. Jamie Farr
45. Yaphet Kotto
46. Gerald McRaney
47. Jacklyn Smith
48. Ricardo Montalban
49. Joe Pesci
50. Rip Torn
51. Robert Davi
52. James Belushi
53. Tracy Scoggins
54. Cindy Williams
55. Leslie Nielsen
56. Dennis Franz
57. Michael Moriarty
58. James Caviezel
59. Bruce Boxleitner
60. David Blaine
61. Jerry Dole
62. John Schneider
63. Toney Sirico
64. Sela Ward
65. Tom Berrenger
66. Tony Garcia
67. Jon Cryer
68. David Lynch
69. Janine Turner
70. Patricia Heaton
71. Larry Miller
72. Dennis Miller
73. Joan Rivers
74. Lenny Clark
75. Jackie Mason
So why not party large with Tha Bam Boyz in the hizzie!
Post-script review after viewing the Avengers movie this week.
Why does the Avengers fail? Because Chris Evans is too short and light framed to play even a handicapped Captain America? Because Robert Downey is a drug addict? No, all the inconsistencies of the much anticipated Avengers movie can be ignored but one: a crack head cast in a leading role.
Samuel Jackson is as illiterate sounding as he ever has been, incapable of forming the syllables of the technical dialogue fed to him by script writers vying for the approval of Hollywood c*cksuckers pretending to have a black audience. Secondly, Nick Fury has never been black in the Marvel universe. Listening to Jackson as Director of S.H.I.T.F.I.E.L.D in the opening scenes of this summer’s blockbuster makes you almost want to get up and walk out.
[SPOILER ALERT] The movie starts out slow as the audience is to be convinced that the Hollywood version of Nick Fury is capable of extracting subatomic particles from the Tesseract object without bitch-slappin’ a bitch. The dialogue is infantile and retarded as Jackson stumbles through his lines, with his typical untrained ghetto lisp and spits over the harder consonants of the techno-speak.
“ppppttt….shit….bitch…I have three things to say to you Loki: Nine-Nine-Nine…shit…bitch…goddamn…shit…”
What the hell is the matter Hollywood? Even Joss Whedon is too afraid to make this spoon fed token actor read his goddamn lines like he knows what he’s talking about? You’re f***ing pathetic. This is as awful as it gets. We don’t expect classically trained Shakespearean actors to be in a Marvel movie; however we do expect the actors to speak intelligently enough to pass as something more professional than a Spike Lee Joint. LEARN HOW TO TALK PROPER ENGLISH, PLEASE!
It would have been just as good to have Deebo as leader of Earth’s Ultimate Heroes.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, Mutha F***ah!
President of the Universe (The Fifth Element)
a third grade education leads to chokin' down a space bitch.
